The content of the article:
- Auto horoscope from 24 to 30 December
- Aries
- Taurus
- Twins
- Crayfish
- a lion
- Virgo
- scales
- Scorpion
- Sagittarius
- Capricorn
- Aquarius
- Fish
Even the stars put on sheepskin coats - there is no need to show off on these winter days, and anyway, no one sees us at the wheel. But it is inconvenient to press the pedals in felt boots, so all drivers, before going on a long journey, call in to their familiar grannies - for warm socks. You can order knitted covers for tires. And we observe the speed limit - our favorite holiday is close, pedestrians are completely relaxed and confuse traffic lights with Christmas trees, traffic cops with Santa Claus, and cars with New Year's sleighs (the week will be intense).
Auto horoscope from 24 to 30 December
Aries
Aries, step on the pedal, rush into the blue distance. And buy some dark glasses - no, not to portray a tough racer - the snow is sparkling this December week in a way that hurts your eyes. They also installed Christmas trees everywhere, and in traffic jams, journalists run up to the drivers with the question - do they like the Christmas tree? Do not respond like the hero of a sensational video, but simply do not open the window. If you see unusual pedestrians, slow down. These guys are not just frozen on the zebra - probably the two-legged flew to the astral plane to celebrate the birthday of Carlos Castaneda. The iron horse does not need these esoteric wisdom - the machine believes that road users should simply follow the rules.
Taurus
Taurus, take a look in the mirror and pay attention to the wheelbarrow, which is following you for a dozen kilometers. Maybe it's a driver who is offended that you overtook him, or maybe a fan of your great ride. And in general, in the December period on the roads sheer oddities. It seems that Santa Claus is about to jump out from behind a traffic light and start distributing cans of gasoline. Well, and what - even the road butterflies attached Snow Maiden's pigtails. Well at least the traffic cops do not portray anyone and stand, calmly waving their batons, waiting for a rich SUV to brake nearby. But the trouble is - oligarchs do not ride on New Year's Eve, but sit in their garages and calculate their income.
Twins
Gemini, it is cold for the poor two-legged in winter, we will take the poor two-legged with us. Here's a task for you: pick up everyone, warm them up, and deliver them to the place. And do not ignore the grandfathers of the frost - they are waving their mittens for a reason - maybe they are late for the matinee or want you to take them to the main tree. If you notice shaggy women who are gathered in a circle and are cheating near the fire, squeeze out the maximum speed and drive away. Ladies celebrate Eustratius Day or Witch's gatherings - suddenly the machine will be enchanted, and it will turn into a sled, a scooter or a pumpkin. Moreover, in these December days, there is enough magic on the roads even without witches, and you will never be stopped by traffic cops (miracles, and nothing more).
Crayfish
Cancers, on these winter days, the stars decided to make your journey easier and made a convenient route. There are zero traffic jams, there are no traffic cops either, and even daring reckless drivers stopped breaking the rules and behave like goodies. Obviously, so many cameras poked around everywhere, soon bugs will start to cling to drivers and eavesdrop on conversations. And you have no secrets in this December period, and all the talk is only about trees and toys. By the way, look at the inscriptions near gas stations - suddenly, for the sake of the holiday, prices will start to be reduced, and you will get gasoline for a penny ?! And do not grumble at motorists who turn to the left, and turn on the turn signal right - they do not blunt, but celebrate the Day "Topsy-turvy".
A lion
Lions, I wonder why they haven’t come up with a machine new year yet ?! Maybe the cars also want to dance around, receive gifts and fill the trunk full of tangerines. Spoil your iron horse and decorate your garage shelves with tinsel and rain. By the way, if you are going to work, leave home early - you yourself know what is going on on the slopes in the pre-holiday week. Also strange two-legged on zebras rally - look how they dressed up and flaunt in hats with feathers and waving swords. These are the fans of Mikhail Boyarsky - the actor has a birthday today. There is no need to give them a lift, otherwise the song "Green-eyed taxi" will drag on, the car will fall into nostalgia and miss the right turn.
Virgo
Virgo, do not throw away unnecessary parts and do not give out garage trash - the stars have seen how much goodness and usefulness you have there. In addition, your iron horse is an excellent mistress and is unlikely to be happy if you get rid of a beautiful headlight lying in the corner for ten years, and of a bent frame, it is not known how it got into the garage. In general, go about your business, namely - steer and look around. The roads this winter week will be successful and fun. And do not be afraid to get stuck in a snowdrift - guys in the uniform of the Ministry of Emergency Situations will immediately jump out of the bushes. During this December period, the rescuers have a professional holiday. The machine respects these brave guys and just wants to let them down.
Scales
Scales, the driver's main tool is the steering wheel, and the pedestrian has his legs. It is logical to assume that the traffic cop has a baton. But it’s wrong, but they didn’t guess - patrolmen can do without striped sticks - it is important for them that their feet are in woolen socks, especially at the end of December. Enough of the mystery, though, because you have better things to do this road week. Either get out of a hopeless traffic jam, then talk with a restless passenger, then curse the reckless driver. You also need to keep an eye on the two-legged - pedestrians behave incomprehensibly during this winter period. They will wink, then they will send a kiss. The stars have found out the reason for the strange behavior - the guys celebrate the Day of Seduction.
Scorpion
Scorpios, do not wipe your eyes - you do not dream, and Santa Claus who stopped you is really real. True, his staff is kind of strange - small and striped. One wave, the jeep stops, two waves, it makes money, and if it waves three times, it will rise in rank. We'll have to open the trunk and prove that you bought the tree, and did not cut it down in the nearest woods. And do not be surprised if during this December period you are sprayed with a spray bottle - Ivan Kupala did not happen in winter and people celebrate Filimonov Day. They say that evil spirits are afraid of water, and on this holiday you need to wash yourself more often - stop, stop, you don't need to play around and point a water pistol at the traffic cops.
Sagittarius
Sagittarius, it feels like you are going to winter in the forest. The trunk is crammed with all sorts of useful things, maps of the area stick out from the glove compartment, and passengers sit with happy faces and think where to put a tent. Put it in the garage - and the warmth and animals will not come to visit, and you will not have to talk to the foresters. Well, or go quietly to visit the repairmen - during this New Year's Eve period you will be accepted out of line, and they will also give free advice. And do not cover the muzzle of the iron horse if the camera is suddenly pointed at the typewriter. Celebrate International Film Day - maybe they will show you on TV and an Oscar - your car is a born actress and looks good in the frame.
Capricorn
Capricorns, what are these spots on the hood, did the birds frolic again and did their business on your typewriter ?! But there is nothing to leave the iron horse on the street and throw up a topic for conversation with neighbors - such a car needs to be hidden in a garage behind seven locks, and even covered with a thick anti-theft blanket. Do not be offended by the stars - heavenly drivers envy you and want to sit behind the wheel of your wonderful car. The hijackers don't mind taking a ride too - update your alarm.If you are stopped by two-legged with sacks, do not shy away from these guys, but give them a lift. They do not have thieves' tools in their bags, but shiny paper and beautiful boxes - the people celebrate Gift Wrapping Day.
Aquarius
Aquarians, in these December days, the stars are boiling with indignation and anger - well, the prices on Earth! It's easier to buy a new car than to repair an old car. Repairmen also want to eat, so they earn as much as they can, without even delving into the essence of the problems, and New Year's Eve prices in auto repair shops are simply hellish. Or maybe the guys celebrate the birthday of the American billionaire Howard Hughes and dream of getting rich. But you can hardly raise money for wheel changes or car diagnostics. Okay, don't load your iron horse with nonsense and drive to the garage. You have your own tool and the locksmith's acquaintances are good - let them repair it for free (and you give them tea or take them for a ride in a wheelbarrow).
Fish
Pisces, this week there are all sorts of cars on the roads, but most of all cars with vans and trailers. Someone stocked up on Christmas trees and rushes to the bazaar, while someone stocks up on fruits and sweets and drives to the market. Don't speed up hoping to grab New Year's stuff on the cheap - that's enough for everyone. Better take pity on the iron horse and pamper it with new covers with embroidered Christmas trees or snowmen. If you see women voting with bottles of vegetable oil, drive by - these are the ladies from Bulgakov's novel. They celebrate the day on which the route of the legendary Annushka - tram A appeared in Moscow. If only they did not spill oil, otherwise the cats.
